Fresh from fighting with brother Noel and slagging off James Corden, Liam Gallagher has revealed his latest enemy is the sea. He's full of fuckin' shit, mate. Then, when the interviewer somehow managed to keep composed and correct him, Liam replied: "Oh yeah, that's the fella". You stitched me up and you can fuck off, you c***. "Quick! Grab me a famous person!' F-kin' cringe, man. Bradley f-kin' Cooper and s-t like that?"
There have been amusing disses and malapropisms: he called James Corden a "fat bloke" and a "knobhead" while mistakenly dubbing Gavin and Stacey "Kevin and Perry", and referred to U.S. rapper A$AP Rocky as WhatsApp Ricky (calling it "a better fucking name anyway" when corrected). If someone said to me, "OK, get Oasis back or go solo?" "I was the one left to carry the f-kin" blame, and that's it. Is there any chance we could just stay here until it's over?' I ﬁgured they were going to syringe the shit out of us, but she took us to a white room and told us to sit down. I heard that and thought, 'Bit f***ing dramatic for a young man.' I know he's been in this big band and all that but that's still a f***ing bubble you're in. So as far as I'm concerned, you can f-k off. I'm living in the fuckin' real world.
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Liam was recently on the warpath when he accused Noel of skipping the One Love Manchester benefit concert to go on holiday.
The 44-year-old musician has admitted his children - Molly, 20, with his ex Lisa Moorish, Lennon, 17, with former wife Patsy Kensit, Gene, 16, with second wife Rachel Appleton, and Gemma, four, from a fling with Liza Ghorbani - are fans of grime music, but made an amusing error when he mistakingly called the "L$D" hitmaker "WhatsApp Ricky". "And he's one of them". "We're never going to reach the heights of what we did (as Oasis), separately, and I'm well aware of that". "You've got Bradley Cooper, you c*nt".